About Me – I’m Way Too Old For This

I’m an older Dad.  Luckily I live in LA so I can always point to Larry King or any number of celebrities in their golden years who have newborn children.  Of course, they’re celebrities and I’m not.

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I work in Reality TV and realize that having only two infants in one family does not give me an inkling of a chance at a TV Show based on my family life.  I’d need at least 19 kids for that and quite frankly, two might be two more than my wife and I can adequately handle.

I hope you enjoy reading my therapy here on the blog.  My goal is to be amusing.  Hopefully from time to time I’ll hit that mark.

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43 thoughts on “About Me – I’m Way Too Old For This”

  1. petraperkov said:

    Just dropped by to say that I’d nominated your blog for an award called the Premio Dardos Award; for more info, you can visit my blog. Have a great day, Stephen.

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  2. Thanks, Petra!! You’re incredibly kind. I’ll check it out right now!

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  3. Hi, cool blog! Thanks for visiting my page. I’m looking forward to interacting with you. Greetings John 🙂

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  4. I love this! (and so does my mother) And not just because I’m a twin and comedian myself!

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  5. Seriously love your blog. So much so that I wrote this twice because for some reason the first one didn’t post. Thanks for stopping mine as well! I look forward to reading more of your adventures with your possibly gay son(s). I too am an “older” first time mom so I feel your pain. Thanks for reminding me it’s okay to be irreverently funny. 🙂

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  6. I refuse to believe you’re “older” unless you reveal your actual age. We’re in Los Angeles, what harm could it do?

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  8. I like a bit of a giggle and sounds like your blog might just be the venue for that, glad I found you and your cute twins today. 🙂

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  9. Fantastic short article and a pleasant summation of the problem.. Be sure to keep us up towards day such as this. A ton even further Outstanding A great deal added.

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  10. Oh my gosh, you are hilarious. Love your blog, the title, the tally at the end and the narration. It’s brilliant. Gorgeous kids too 🙂 Hope you read my blog – I would love to know what you think.

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  11. Love this blog, love it all! Definitely won yourself a follower here!

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  12. We all need more humor in our lives, and you have just provided a wonderful dose of it! Having shepherded three children into their twenties (well, one just shy at 19), I wish you had been around way back when – I might have laughed more and pulled my hair out less 🙂 But now I can just laugh … and laugh … and laugh! I’m a happy new follower!

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  13. Good grief! Just read one post as a sampler and it had cranky flying infants, miniature parachutes and double-chin-judging babies! How can I not follow?!

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  14. Greetings and salutations once more!

    I’ve just nominated you for the Blogger Recognition Award. You can read more about the horrifying burden it entails here:

    https://pen2needle.wordpress.com/2015/10/23/glory-and-shame-the-blogger-recognition-award/

    Please don’t hate me.

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  15. You have a new follower! Love me some humor, sarcasm and snark!

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  16. Seriously after the days I have had lately, I started ranking my three children to my husband as a joke. This is awesome and I can’t wait to see what you have to say next. Thanks for the laughs.

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  17. I just woke up my family by laughing too hard !

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  18. I stumbled over from Freshly Pressed, and I’m very happy I did! Thanks for the laughs!

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  19. Hey, I love the blog.

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  20. I came across your blog yesterday, and have spent two evenings doing nothing but reading your posts! It’s totally your fault that I’ve ignored other household tasks. I’m really enjoying your dark and vaguely inappropriate sense of humor 🙂

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  21. I’ve only just stumbled across your blog but it is tea-spittingly funny! I too blog about my two boys and can see our trials and tribulations are similar in places!!

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  22. Hello, fellow Hurley!
    Really enjoyed reading your blog. Very light-hearted and amusing!

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  23. This is the first “Mummy-Blog” I follow, which does not contain a “mummy”. Thank you 😉

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  24. littleblackcoatphotography said:

    This is quite an interesting blog. Haha Thank you making me smile today 🙂

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  25. Very glad to virtually meet you 🙂

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  26. I don’t have kids and can’t relate but this blog is hilarious and at least I can live vicariously through not living through this. 🙂

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  27. This is by far the funniest blog I have read…just started following you and starting with the first and reading up…well, has made my morning!!

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  28. Just found your blog on Elmo and the captions on his consuming the adorable kids knocked me off my chair. Too, too funny. I’m looking forward to reading more of your blog!

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  29. maddishopwell said:

    I had three kids under the age of 4 years. I thought it was hard work but I imagine that’s nothing in comparison to twins!
    Hats off to you Stephen 😊

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  30. Where are you? I miss your stories…it’s a strange world; that of a blogger. People often do see these as “stories” which isn’t how I meant it at all. But, they do…readers can forget that the writer is engrossed in the goingson of their life… …having said that, I wish you a speedy and peaceful return to this world where your readers live to visit.

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